"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
Hermione- Harry, you told me you’d figured the egg out weeks ago.
The task is two days from now.
Harry- Really? I had no idea.
I suppose Viktor’s already figured it out.
Hermione- Wouldn’t know. We don’t actually talk about the tournament.
Actually, we don’t really talk at all. Viktor’s more of a physical being.
[ laughs ]
I just mean he’s not particularly loquacious.
Mostly, he watches me study.
It’s a bit annoying, actually.
This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “
Well, he travels to other worlds pretty often, he should be used to cultural differences by now.
I love this post so much
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good
I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.
That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak
THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY
“Now go, unleash hell.”
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
"You realize you are not alone, right? No one in their twenties has life figured out. It’s okay to be a mess. You’re living."
— My therapist (via adiscoloredworld)